I Hate Your Ex Girlfriend

When we first met, I played it so cool, I played so cool like I was old school,

I didn’t get jeolous and I didn’t get mad, but the tables have turned, it’s gotten really really bad

She had you first, but I had you second, but when you two were dating,

I wasn’t invested, I didn’t get it, How you been affected, by the way she treated you

Someday she’s gonna get! At first when you broke up I understood her calls

She wasn’t over you, she cry and she’d ball

I’d bite my fingernails, grin and I’d smirk,

Knowing that I stole you away from that Jerk

Hahaha, plus, she’s a herb and a sucker

Me....I’m a cool mother fucker

And I’m much better looking, you must have liked her personality, or something

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Have I told You

I hate your ex girlfriend

I think you should know

I hate your ex girlfriend

Let me just say

I hate your exgirlfriend

I hate her, I hater her

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At first I was lieniant, I really didn’t care

But enough is enough, where the F is my beer

I need to take away, all of my anger

So I don’t know myself, "WHO ARE YOU", I’m a stranger

Then it wouldn’t be as bad If I hurt her

Would I get in trouble for being drunk, Committing murder?

Hmmm, maybe we’ll just fight, except she’s an amazon 6 foot dyke

Put up your dukes, come on let’s go

But she’s a world champion boxer you know

I guess that’s a bad idea she could whop my ass

If she tried to swing, I’d just run really fast

She’s a little overwieght if you know what I mean

I’ll call all my friends and put together a team

We’ll all go and get her

That will be the key

Except all my friends think that I am crazy

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